I am a male and i love eating nasi lemak!! woohooo!
I love my family,
and I just couldn't say it,
I found it really funny,
and I really need to shit.
Plz enjoy.>.

I WILL BE WRITING MY DIARY WHEN I AM FREE!!

Today, I will create a celebration called "山's bloggy day".

Everyone loves eating nasi lemak,
cos' its delicious,
when I get all this lemak,
It's just fabulous!

It started on a sleepy morning, where every children goes to school (hell). I went off to a bad morning, my English teacher was instructing us to do this and do that, instead i was absent-minded. Luckily I didn't get into trouble! Then I have german lesson and we have to act about Cinderella! yuCK! After break I have DT and Science. Woah I love this part. After Lunch, I have Malay. Our Malay teacher gave us homework from the last lesson and only too students did it. She got so pissed that she shouted, banging the books on the table, cried out babies and I really think that's a new symptons of a new sickness! LOL XD

Then after school I have youthact. At the same time, we logged on the computer and started playin' with facebook.
ahah!

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Barnacles:
Meaning: Something that did not go as planned.
Example: Oh Barnacles! Can i borrow a dolar? I left my wallet at home.

Barnacle Head:
Meaning: One who is not very smart.
Example: Only a barnacle head will want to buy a cake for the price of two.

Coral:
Meaning: Cool; liked by many.
Example: Spongebob and Patrick are coral!

Tartar Sauce:
Meaning: A phrase used to express anger.
Example: Oh, tartar sauce! Gary finished the last of my fries!

Mother of Pearl:
Meaning: An expression used to express pain.
Example:Ouch! Mother of Pearl! The snowball hit me right in the eye!

Holy Halibut:
Meaning: An expression of shock and surprise.
Example: Holy halibut! Mr. Squidward, your tentacles are on fire!

Fish Paste:
Meaning: An expression often used in the event of something unpleasent.
Example: Patrick, look! Plankton just took off in my bicycle. Fish paste!

The whole day is just so boring. My maid woke me up in the morning and I was yawning for the whole minute non-stop! My driver fetched me to school and I studied and I studied and I almost felt half dead. I have detention with Ms. Nice after the long terrible thunderstorm yesterday. After school, I have badminton for after school activity. Unluckily, a real thunderstorm came and my activity is canceled. DAMMIT! :( I waited for my driver to fetch me while I was with my friend playin' facebook in the ICT room. The teacher didn't care. HAHA! I came back from school havin' some nice japanese cold noodles with mom and it was superb delicious..! After the delicious, yummy and saliva dripping food when seen, I was up in my room doing my homework. I was so freaking bored and I called doris, knowing whats she's up to...

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Memory from the past...
This picture was taken a long time ago...
My father is soo young and we're all so dam cute except for my sister. She have pimples on her face last time but now she is okay. Last time I studied in Sri KL but I moved to 'The Alice Smith School' Arghhh sucks! One of the photo taken was my maid. Her name is Yati and she is kind but I am having difficulties asking her to do something for me. Shes kind of annoying actually. 0.o, When I was 10 to 11 years old, I always open the door without knocking on the door when my sister was showering and one time my mom bought a new chinese silk dress and wanted to show my sister. When my mom open the door, my sister screamed and thought it was me, she splash so much water on my mom that she screamed as well. My sister said she thought it was me and my MOM scolded me for no reason and she said dont be so pervert and I was like 'lol' XD!!!

The next part...
This is also a long time ago...
My brother was persuading me to watch spongebob squarepants coz its funny. At first i thought 'lol, why would my brother watch cartoon' so i decided to check it out. While I was watching, I laughed a couple of times and for sudden I heard a shout. I turned back...
IT WAS MY BROTHER!
Guess what happen.
MY MOM *POP* MY BROTHER"S PIMPLE!
I laughed again! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
After the terrible operation, "Thats what I thought!" my mom told me "you are going to be next when you are older"
And I was like 'lol' XD!!!

Today was quite fun actually.
I woke up late and I was almost late to school. :/ First period was kind of unusual because Mr. Jennings make fun of Ken and others; including me! For the Second period, Ms Nice(AGAIN) is teaching and even grading us. We were freaking out. When Michelle was telling us about diseases about each body part in malay, she keep saying the wrong words every single time and Ms. Nice got so angry that the whole school is gonna shake! :P
After break, we have badminton... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I was partnering with Mitra and she sucks at it. I won her every single shot except for once when she got a lucky hit and she dropped shot me. At fourth period, Mr Williams was pissed and he was sorting our homework for half of the lesson. While he was sorting, we silently playing across the room and he wasn't even noticing! We laughed so badly that our lungs came out of our mouth (not exactly). Fifth period, we have science with MR.MARUNIAK(MANIAC), again scolding the whole class except for me coz I did my homework. He even gave me a recommendation ^^! After that, I have swimming for after school activity. It was a tiring and a fun day and I hope to have a prefect day like this everyday. After school, my driver fetched me to McDonald drive-thru which my mom ordered him and I eat happily ever after. LOL XD!!!

It was the first day of CNY! I was so excited to get angpaus! ^^! I dressed myself up in red and my dad fetched me to my grandma's house where all my cousins and relatives are waiting for me. Firstly and wished my grandparents, then I hugged them and finally get their angpaus! XD I saw my aunts and wish them and get their angpaus! :P I put my angpaus safely in my bag. After all of us have our breakfast, I took many pictures and recorded some videos. When I looked at my watch, it was quarter past 3. It was time to go to my moms childhood house. When I arrived, I only saw aunt susan and her family but the others lost their way! So aunt Susan was talking on the phone for a while. The party was so boring and luckily i brought my PS2. I was playin' for so long that my mom was looking for me. After the long search for missing 'Harry' she scolded me like sh*t!!!! When I was descending the stairs, my face went down and I have to wish everyone chinese new year, (how boring is that)!! At 6pm my brother was playing a game called 'Mafia' with us. It was so fun and I saw aunt susan was holding the camera like she is reading a newspaper. After all of the happiness, it finally came to an end, and all of us return to my our houses. When we were going on our car, aunt Daphne was freak out when I said 'chungniafanshu' right in her ears! XD!!!